glamour shots!

haha rembrandt lighting assignment for class. i shot trent, trent shot me.

BTW CAN SOME WEB-SKILLED PERSON PLEASE HELP ME GET MY OLD BLOG BACK
I HATE BLOGSPOT THIS SHIT IS UGLY N SLAUGHTER PHOTOS! thank you <2

tihi *blink*

isnt it a bit awkward that dakota fanning is like all grown up and hot now?

shoooooooooootgun!

you better watch out

latest movie nights in the eden house:

deadgirl (2008) and teeth (2007). i read reviews on deadgirl saying things like 'this is most gruesome shit i have ever seen' and 'not the type of movie you bring your girlfriend to'. i thought yey, this is gonna be gore-ay.. but i wasnt really prepared for what it actually meant..

shame is what i felt fifteen minutes in; shame that i was putting my housemate and boyfriend through that shit. shame that i finished it! but i was desperate to see how they could wrap up a story like that.

deadgirl is basically about two 17 year old boys who stumble upon a naked, beautiful, tied-up woman in a basement (how lucky can pubertal virgin be?) and decides to 'keep her'. as she is a tied up zombie; she cannot say no, she is not goin anywhere and she cannot die. that does apparently mean that teenage boys will rape her, repeatedly. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh what? it is actually suggesting that "free pussy" can not be resisted. no matter how good your morals are. and sure some of the boys are pretty reluctant at first but according to the writers of deadgirl; men will rape if they can, even if they have amazing girlfriends and the victim is a rotting corpse! it's just scene after scene with this shit.

better was teeth actually. incredibly fucked up and amazingly bizarre story about a teenage girl who has teeth in her vagina. and even though she is an innocent little girl who does not believe in sex before marriage men seem extremely eager to put things inside her. all the time. this, as you can image, does not end well.

if there is one thing i cant deal with in movies its rape. i can seriously stomach most things, but that is way beyond the line.. it never does the film any favours as it is TOO uncomfortable. too much!

however; this is what america has taught me about rape: if you rape a zombie you will either have your dick bitten off, get eaten alive later or get infected (which can result in you litteraly shitting out your guts). or simply havin it chopped off to then be eaten by dogs or crabs and will most likely lead to your death by bleeding from the wound that once had that eager penis of yours.


gynaecologist: i thought you would like it if i forced my
entire fist covered in lube inside you while you screamed no!

"virgin in god's eyes": i havent masturbated since easter i just needed some putang!

what goes around comes around

for two days in a row ive been watching movies where men as a result of forcing girls into sex gets their dick bitten off.. ill tell you more about this when i get home from school.

dead wrong

REALLY REALLY REALLY want to watch this NOW. really.

i shall purchase this dvd. maybe the poster too, its the best poster in the history of amazing posters. and speaking of.. gore or living deads; here are my zombie pics tihi.

saturday fun stuff

what i have been doing today!

looking absoLUTELY do-able, fashionista as i am.

made some awesome eats. sauted honey soy marinated tofu with cauliflower, zucchini & onion served with salad and beetroot dip mmmmmmmm fuck that makes me hungry. gotta go cook some more foodz.

watching south park & tim and eric awesome show (great job!) on the new lcd screen stuart spontaneously bought yesterday. the series and movie experience is immediately upgraded!

leos birthday party

last night was.. rowdy










eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

my beautiful friend leolit's flattering photos. oh fark, my brain hurts. but my man is the best, not only did he bring me pepsi (I LOVE PEPSI!!) food will be served! good stuff. ps, gay groping, tits popping out and pole dancing is completely acceptable behaviour on chapel st.